A tight close-up of a menacing sloth's face and claws, from SLOTHERHOUSE
FILM REVIEWS

SLOTHERHOUSE (2023)

Godard said all you need for a movie is a girl and a gun, but did he ever really consider the cinematic possibilities of a sloth with a sword? The minds behind the horror-comedy Slotherhouse did, and we thank them for it.

Helen Mirren as GOLDA (2023)
FILM REVIEWS

GOLDA (2023)

As Golda Meir, Helen Mirren gives a showy but shallow impersonation, in a disappointing historical biopic more emotional than illuminating.

Academy Award statues standing in front of posters for the Best Picture nominees (American Fiction, Anatomy of a Fall, Barbie, The Holdovers, Killers of the Flower Moon, Maestro, Oppenheimer, Past Lives, Poor Things, and The Zone of Interest))

2024 OSCAR PICKS & PREDICTIONS

My choices for who will win, who should win, and who must not be allowed to win at the 96th Annual Academy Awards.

Denzel Washington breaks a guys arm in THE EQUALIZER 3
FILM REVIEWS

THE EQUALIZER 3 (2023)

Denzel Washington eats, prays, loves, maims, mutilates, and murders in Anton Fuqua's The Equalizer 3 (2023), a dumb and dour action thriller that is both unpleasant to watch and bad for the world.

OTHER RECENT POSTS

LOUIE

LOUIE 5×02: "A LA CARTE"

Moving from poop jokes to relationship wisdom to exploring the essence of comedy itself, Louie refuses to be locked into any one model.

GAME OF THRONES

GAME OF THRONES 5×01: "THE WARS TO COME"

The good lords are dead, and the rest are monsters. But in the new world order, individuals have the freedom to choose what kind of world they want to live in.

LOUIE

LOUIE 5×01: "POT LUCK"

As I begin my coverage of the fifth season of Louie, we learn—not for the first time—that life is a shitty pot luck.

MAD MEN

MAD MEN 7×08: "SEVERANCE"

At the beginning of the end of Mad Men, the characters—and we—are already asking: is that all there is?

BINGE WATCH

BREAKING BAD Binge Watch – 5×01–5×08

As we enter this final season of Breaking Bad, it's no longer even a question whether Walter White is redeemable: it's just a question of how he will ultimately be punished, and how many lives he will destroy before he is.

THE UNENTHUSIASTIC CRITIC

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER (1957)

"'If you can paint, I can walk.' Well, he can't paint. And, by the way, that's not how science works, bitch!"

TV LISTS AND ROUNDUPS

WHAT I'M WATCHING — January 18–24, 2015

This week the Unaffiliated Critic kept it 100 with The Nightly Show, speed-watched The Flash, tried on The Hollow Crown, gleefully suffered Slings & Arrows, and endured about as much of Backstrom as he could stand.

TV LISTS AND ROUNDUPS

WHAT I'M WATCHING — January 11–17, 2015

This week I catch up with Jane the Virgin, check out the pilots of Togetherness and Man Seeking Woman, and recommend some British shows you've never heard of.

TV LISTS AND ROUNDUPS

WHAT I'M WATCHING — January 4–10, 2015

A quick round-up of what The Unaffiliated Critic has been watching this week, including Agent Carter, Empire, The Americans, and more…

TELEVISION

THE AFFAIR 1×08

Episode Eight of The Affair grapples with a key question: it it better to stick it out, or let it go?