A tight close-up of a menacing sloth's face and claws, from SLOTHERHOUSE
FILM REVIEWS

SLOTHERHOUSE (2023)

Godard said all you need for a movie is a girl and a gun, but did he ever really consider the cinematic possibilities of a sloth with a sword? The minds behind the horror-comedy Slotherhouse did, and we thank them for it.

Helen Mirren as GOLDA (2023)
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GOLDA (2023)

As Golda Meir, Helen Mirren gives a showy but shallow impersonation, in a disappointing historical biopic more emotional than illuminating.

Academy Award statues standing in front of posters for the Best Picture nominees (American Fiction, Anatomy of a Fall, Barbie, The Holdovers, Killers of the Flower Moon, Maestro, Oppenheimer, Past Lives, Poor Things, and The Zone of Interest))

2024 OSCAR PICKS & PREDICTIONS

My choices for who will win, who should win, and who must not be allowed to win at the 96th Annual Academy Awards.

Denzel Washington breaks a guys arm in THE EQUALIZER 3
FILM REVIEWS

THE EQUALIZER 3 (2023)

Denzel Washington eats, prays, loves, maims, mutilates, and murders in Anton Fuqua's The Equalizer 3 (2023), a dumb and dour action thriller that is both unpleasant to watch and bad for the world.

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FILM REVIEWS

MUSTANG (2015)

Deniz Gamze Erguven's debut feature Mustang is both a dark parable of patriarchy and a joyous celebration of feminine rebellion.

FILM REVIEWS

THE REVENANT (2015)

Alejandro González Iñárritu leaves behind most of his narrative pretensions, and offers a purer form of beautiful misery porn.

FILM REVIEWS

THE HATEFUL EIGHT (2015)

Riding a populist wave of gleefully indulgent ugliness, Quentin Tarantino may be the Donald Trump of American film directors.

TV LISTS AND ROUNDUPS

MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS OF 2015

There are more good shows now than a beleaguered critic can possibly watch, but here are my 20 best TV experiences of 2015.

FILM REVIEWS

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)

J.J. Abrams passes the torch to a new generation of heroes, and gives Star Wars fans what they desperately needed: a new hope.

DOCTOR WHO

DOCTOR WHO 9×10: "FACE THE RAVEN"

In which we consider The Impossible Girl, and the frustrating impossibilities of being a girl in Moffat's Doctor Who.

DOCTOR WHO

DOCTOR WHO 9×04: "BEFORE THE FLOOD"

The conclusion of Toby Whithouse's two-part story left this reviewer with a massive headache brought on by confusion and frustration.

FILM REVIEWS

THE DIARY OF A TEENAGE GIRL (2015)

In a medium rampant with stories of horny teenage boys, Marielle Heller's exploration of young female sexuality—delivered without exploitation or admonishment—is something to celebrate.

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WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

The Unaffiliated Critic is back from vacation, with a few quick recommendations and some vague plans for the future…

GAME OF THRONES

GAME OF THRONES 5×10: "MOTHER'S MERCY"

As the season ends with brutal examples of the Father's justice, we look to the Mother—and the mothers—to teach us all a kinder way.

HANNIBAL

HANNIBAL 3×02: "PRIMAVERA"

We enter the Church of Hannibal Lecter: but are we praying to him, or for protection from him?