"There will come a moment when you have to commit to this or bail," Agent Ward (Brett Dalton) tells Skye (Chloe Bennet) in "The Asset," and he might as well be speaking to all us viewers and reviewers.

To be honest, I haven't completely decided whether to commit to Agents of SHIELD or bail, so I'm going to keep it short this week.

To be clear, I'm not saying Agents of SHIELD is a bad show: it's not. It's a perfectly enjoyable, moderately clever sci-fi action series, and in a way I admire its simple network pluck. SHIELD feels a little like a slicker modern version of action-adventure shows I would have enjoyed as a kid, like Mission: Impossible, The Six-Million Dollar Man, or The A-Team. So far, there are few signs that it aspires to be anything but that, and that's okay: there's a place, and an audience, and perhaps even a need for that sort of thing on network television. It's a little old-fashioned, but—as Agent Coulson (Clark Gregg) says in The Avengers"people might just need a little old-fashioned."

So I'll probably continue to watch Agents of SHIELD no matter what, but I'm not sure I want to keep trying to write about it: there's just not that much to talk about. "The Asset"—written by executive producers Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon—is another mission-of-the-week episode, plot-driven and briskly paced. The opening sequence also turns out to be the cleverest sequence: an 18-wheeler rolls along a country highway, driven by a rough-looking, country-music singing truck driver who turns out to be Agent Mack (Bodie Newcomb) of SHIELD.  It's a very quick reveal, but forcing us to reassess the assumptions we instantly make about this truck-driving bumpkin—actually a spy with a high-tech computer in his windshield—was probably my favorite thing about this episode. (This is a show about secret government agents, after all: there ought to be a few surprises.)


Unfortunately, Agent Mack's screen-time is short, as he and his truck and their protection detail are waylaid by invisible forces and levitated into—and dropped from—thin air. (Even if Marvel hadn't sold his film rights to another studio, it was probably optimistic of me to think "Magneto!") Mack's truck turns out to have been carrying Dr. Franklin Hall (Ian Hart, of Harry Potter fame and David Milch's short-lived series Luck), a brilliant scientist and "red-priority" asset that SHIELD needs to recover.

The mission to rescue Dr. Hall occupies most of the episode, and—though the show executes it competently—it's a disappointingly paint-by-numbers enterprise. Hall turns out to have been kidnapped by megalomaniacal billionaire Ian Quinn (David Conrad) and taken to a Maltese island compound to work on an experiment with "Gravitonium," a rare element that can—you guessed it—alter the flow of gravity.

Dr. Franklin Hall (Ian Hart) and Ian Quinn (David Conrad)

Look, I know it's a television show based on comic book logic, but that's the thing: I happen to like comic books, and they're a format that should allow for more original storytelling, not less. A "comic-book world" should be one in which anything can happen, not one in which the same familiar tropes are endlessly repeated with minor variations. Here, it's all four-color paint-by-numbers: the secret island compound, the dangerously powerful science experiment, the Lex-Luthoresque villain with the fuzzy motivation for world domination. Infiltrate the compound, drop a device that can hack into the security grid, lower the laser fence: there are no ideas here that are less than 70 years old, and though the episode snaps along at a breakneck pace, the story itself creaks and groans, weighted down with hoary clichés.

All of this would be fine if Agents of SHIELD were a trojan-horse of a show, a series that used familiar action-adventure elements to do something more interesting with ideas, or characters, or the subversion of expectations. That's still what I'm hoping SHIELD turns out to be, perhaps a little further along in its run, but at the moment it's not happening. This particular narrative formula is used to advance the character arc of Skye, who volunteers to do the infiltrating since actual SHIELD agents not allowed to operate in Malta. (No, it doesn't make any sense: agents can't infiltrate parties, but they can sneak through the laser fence and shoot at security guards?)

This week is supposed to provide for Skye the "moment" that Agent Ward spoke of, the instant when she decides to quit screwing around and truly commit to becoming an agent of SHIELD. As emotional stakes go, that's a fine goal, but it's clumsily handled here. She and Ward exchange sad stories about their respective childhoods, in which we learn that he had to protect his younger siblings from an abusive older brother, and she was a foster kid who never had a family. By the end of the episode, we understand that he does what he does so he can protect people—Skye delivers this observation in a painfully on-the-nose line, in case we missed it—and she is newly determined to belong to her new family. But nothing about this particular mission seems any more or less relevant to Skye's emotional growth and commitment than any other would be: the emotional stakes seem to be somewhat arbitrarily tied to the story, which is less thoughtful writing than I expect from this team.  And all of this just serves to horribly over-simplify these characters, at precisely the point in the series when they should be growing more complicated and nuanced: we're getting to know them, but they're turning out to be not that interesting to know.


Agents of SHIELD continues to feel like a show that is bending over backwards to be kid- and-family friendly, and to avoid making too many demands on its viewers: the first part of that is fine, but the second part is a problem. I'm completely on-board with a show aimed mostly at children, but young does not mean dumb. Younger viewers really can handle and appreciate complex ideas, and sophisticated storytelling, and actual emotional stakes—there's a reason Doctor Who has survived 50 years—and even mainstream super-hero comic books themselves have grown far beyond the rote tropes that Agents of SHIELD has so far passed off as stories.

There's still plenty of time for this show to ripen and deepen. Even leaving the insanely busy Joss Whedon largely out of the mix, Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen—who seem to be the real showrunners—are capable of much more interesting writing than we've seen so far. (They were responsible for many of the better installments of Dollhouse, including the game-changing episode "Epitaph One" that exploded the series into horrifying new directions.) As I've said now for three weeks, I'm okay with it taking a little time to establish itself, but Agents of SHIELD is eventually going to need to slow down its pacing, allow its episodes to be a little more character-driven, and find some new and more interesting stories to tell.

Additional Thoughts and Favorite Bits

  • [EDIT] Subsequent episodes of Agents of SHIELD have not convinced me that there's enough going on here to make the show worth writing about every week; at the moment, there's barely enough going on that I'll remember to watch it every week. I still have faith in the Whedon clan, and I still hope that the show will develop into something more interesting down the road, but until that happens this will be my last review. Life, my friends, is simply too short.
  • There's a minor theme about honesty that runs throughout this episode: Ward tells Skye that there never was a truth serum, implying that he and Coulson earned her trust in Episode One by simply being honest, while pretending (ironically) to be forced to do so. (Even more ironically, Ward may be lying about this.) And Skye worms her way into Quinn's inner sanctum by effectively doing the same thing: she earns his confidence by betraying to him that she is actually working for SHIELD. Finally, Ward once again finds that honesty is the best policy in getting through to Skye, who is resisting training: he tries being nice, and he tries being tough, but it's only when he tries being genuine that she actually responds. It's not fancy, but playing with ideas of trust is not a bad idea for an espionage show.
  • Speaking of which, I can't help but feel that this show needs some tension within SHIELD: for what must be a massive government organization, Coulson's autonomy makes things a little too easy. I look for complications and conspiracies down the road, perhaps from the sinister council of superiors that tried to nuke New York in The Avengers.
  • All the talk of "muscle-memory" was a little heavy-handed, but designed to set up our realization that Coulson doesn't have any. Hmmm, could it be that the muscles he's walking around in are not his own?
  • Speaking of weird Coulson things: why the hell does he wear a suit on his covert op with Ward, who is in black-op ninja wear? Does Coulson's clone body/life-model-decoy only come with one wardrobe, or does Clark Gregg just not look good in black?
  • Quinn tells Skye that SHIELD recruits people with no families. "They prey on fear, and loneliness, and desperation. And they offer a home to those who have no one else to turn to." Really? It feeds into Skye's storyline, and the overall notion of this group as an Island of Misfit Toys—which is a very Whedonian theme—but it seems odd and implausible for a powerful government agency to be described like a cult. (On the other hand, maybe the CIA really is like that.)
  • Ming-Na Wen's Melinda May continues to be the agent I'm most interested in, and she (predictably) reports back to combat duty this episode. I hope she gets the focus soon.
  • Fitz-Simmons (Iain De Caestecker and Elizabeth Henstridge) are also desperately in need of some character development, but it's early yet. (Fitz floundering around to find a euphemism for Skye's assets—and finally settling on "boobs"—was kind of funny, but these two aren't close to being characters yet.)
  • Finally, I'd lose some geek cred if I failed to mention that Franklin Hall is the real name of a minor super-villain from Marvel Comics named—wait for it—"Graviton." And based on the coda to this episode—showing a hand reaching out from the ball of gravitonium locked in SHIELD's vaults—we've just witnessed his origin story.


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